 | James Russell: James is a 20 year old Junior in college, majoring in English Lit. and Secondary Education so that he can help build and/or destroy the minds of the next generation. He is also an aspiring writer and poet, with scraps of at least 3 different novels lying around his room in different notebooks, as well as several poems, most of them in the forms of songs that don’t have music, because he cannot read music or play any instruments. He is in love with listening to music of all kinds, writing various things, eating, and sleeping. He also loves the Chicago Cubs, Duke Basketball, the Indianapolis Colts, and the Dallas Mavericks. If you buy him a pizza, or a cd from a band he hasn’t heard before, he will love you forever. |
 | Jonathan Holman: Johnny is an 18 year old Sophomore in college, majoring in Computer Science and minoring in Photojournalism, hoping for the same control over the minds of future high schoolers. He is learning programming, as fits his position as co-conspirator and webmaster of this place. His ultimate dream is to break out of his house and set out on his own, so that he may finish his college education, and also become a real human being. He hopes to achieve this dream when the fall semester begins in 07. When he isn’t slaving away at the college in some lab or the dark room, he spends his time trying to learn everything there is to know about computers, and most importantly, what not to do to them. Johnny is teaching himself to play the keyboard, as he CAN read music, but rarely has time to do anything beyond studying or work. |